Posted on March 11, 2014 at 2:43 PM
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, where two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.
Posted on March 11, 2014 at 11:17 AM
The bad ass ladies of Fullmetal Alchemist
Are they using Yamcha’s old uniform? ;u;! *whispers* this is transparent tooPosted on March 10, 2014 at 10:20 PM
fucking Goku taking all he wants using his strenght, taking advantage of the weaks. You little
shit bully, that’s why you’re gonna be scared of your own wife.
AT wrote that Goku and Vegeta leaves earth for a final fight as rivals and after some explosions somewhere never seen again when Goku was 64. No info about Chichi, but Bulma was still alive making machines 20 years later a 90 something year old hag.
Well my headcanon is sad but it goes like this : Chichi got old very fast and died some years earlier and that hit Goku harder than any attack he’s received in his entire life. He’s never realized and understood the fact that anyone could die naturally and PERMANENTLY of old age because he was always dying in battle and ignorantly leaving his family and Chichi and then searching for the Dragon Balls in hope for a childish miracle ever since childhood. After the initial shock, in order to not let the pain consume him, he idiotically avoids it, thus avoids consequencial responsibility for his children yet again. He goes away on the day of Chichi’s funeral. Of course Vegeta would have none of this shit, so he kicks Goku’s ass for being a real jerk and makes Goku accept the pain, then teaches Goku about Saiyan old age (“There’s one thing you can never defeat : mortality. Every one must die eventually. I know I wished for immortality, but that changed” ) and the true meaning of a permanent death. He drags Goku back home and let the baka cry for his wife in his idiot friends and sons’ arms (they are really pissed and sceptical at first at Goku’s attitudes, but shut the fuck up later because Vegeta ordered them to)
When goku reachs 64, due to his abuse of strength, Goku realizes his end is near. He finds Vegeta in the same state and mood. He leaves with Vegeta and have a final battle with him, in which he for the first time, bows to his rightful Prince, and they both die in the explosion; This is what Goku wants, and Vegeta gladly complies, because Goku wants to unite with his wife again.
Before Chichi dies of old age, Bulma chooses exactly that time to wish for youth and beauty. Vegeta and Chichi, feeling exhausted and sick of this youth and immortality” shit, became bestest of buds and confidants since that day, and Chichi tells Vegeta that she trusts him to kick Goku’s ass once and for all. Of course Vegeta loves his beautiful wife, but he’s kinda…lost because she becomes SOO young and he’s not told her about his coming soon death, and in that exact moment there’s a friend of his who’s gonna die of old age without beauty. Vegeta goes with Goku, leaving a goodbye to his children. Bulma has a fit about Saiyans being “monsters” yet come to understand and calm down thanks to Trunks and Bra still being there. (sounds familiar? reminds you of someone? yeah that’s what I want you to think)
FIrst HOW DARE YOU?
HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME THIS EMOTIONAL?!.Litereally and I mean literally I started doing little growls while reading this because I’m a big baby.
Like, this is the reason I don’t think about Chi-chi’s death (BECAUSE COME ON WE ALL KNOW SHE DIES FIRST) oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.
Can we talk about how fucked Goku is when she dies? Because it’s losing the only one that has ALWAYS been for him, the one that supports him, that takes care of him and that loves him unconditionally.
I can’t even imagine him watching her die, the moment in my mind is so fucking full of feels that is a blur.
I like that Vegeta and Gok die that way, because they die the way they deserve it: Fighting. Those two are pure natural fighters is a great honor to die like it and not of age or a sickness. This is what they deserve. Goku gets to be with his wife after all, because that is what she DESERVES she will be with him for the rest of the eternity, just the right time to make it up all those years leaving her alone. So Goku gets to die with the pride of a warrior and the promise of a better beginning.
Vegeta getting closer to Chi-chi -yeah yeah, I can see that- Everytime Chi-chi goes to Capsule corp she starts having little chats with Vegeta, and when Vegeta goes to the son house to pick up Trunks or look for Goku to spar they talk even more. UGH. They develop a true friendship because of the affinity of personalities.
Chi-chi ASKING him to look for Goku and put his shit together after she dies, KILLS ME. She knows Vegeta is the only one -besides her- who is an equal to Goku, and she’s sure Vegeta is gonna do it, because he’s a man who fulfill his promises.
Damn, and the part where Bulma starts losing it, GOLDEN. Chill out buls, you’re still young. it’s the important thing, right?Posted on March 10, 2014 at 9:56 PM
Posted on March 10, 2014 at 8:11 PM
Not even kidding, can a “Vegeta Complex” just be classified as an official psychological condition already. It’s so applicable in so many situations.